UNICRONIANS EDITION, BECAUSE-
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Doom: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.
Destructa: I'm guessing they're all horrible disortions of what you were supposed to learn.
Doom: Death is not real, and I'm basically Unicron.
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Destructa: Darkmist, show me what you have!
Darkmist: A knife! *hovers away happily*
Destructa: N O
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Darkmist: I don't dab. I STAB!
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Doom: *gets set on fire and screams in agony*
Doom: Nah, I'm kidding. Fire does nothing to me.
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Doom: Guys, Darkmist is missing.
Every Unicronian: *collective sigh of relief*
Darkmist: SUP, FRAGGERS-
Everyone: *sigh of disappointment*
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Fay: I scare Unicronians a lot because I move very quietly and they can't hear me. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.
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Tormy: Is this a good idea?
Fay: Probably not.
Tormy: Do I care?
Fay: No.
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Darkmist: New year, same me. Because I'm perfect.
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Doom: I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didn't factor into the solution at least in some way-
Darkmist, angrily from the back: HEY THAT WAS MY LINE!!!
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Doom: I'm so happy that my two fav Unicronians are getting along now-
Destructa: Uh, Darkmist and Dearil are not getting along.
Doom: Darkmist's not trying to kill him.
Destructa: You may have a point.
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Dearil, sadly: I'm going to die alone-
Destructa: You can't die, Dearil, you bring death upon people.
Dearil: Oh. Right.
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Doom: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Destructa: YES??!?!?!!
Tormy: Not if they consent to it.
Fay: It depends on who you're stabbing.
Darkmist: Not at all
Dearil: I dunno, I don't stab, I speak.
Elea: Yes??!?!?
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Doom: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!
Dearil: *helps Destructa and Elea onto the counter*
Fay: *kicks Tormy off the couch*
Currs: *lays on the floor
Doom: Are you okay?
Currs: No.
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Elea is a new one, she brings disease and illness, and ironically enough she's a medic for the Unicronians-
Elea is somewhat sweeter than the rest but she'll be a bad gorl when she needs to. She's pretty chill.
YES THEY NEED MEDICS JUST BECAUSE THEY CAN'T DIE DOESN'T MEAN THEY CAN'T GET HURT OR ANYTHING-
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