I'm not feeling very well so instead of a chapter you get this enjoy :)
Splinter: Ruby, Do you love me?
Ruby: We're married
Splinter: That doesn't answer my question though.
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Splinter: *doing a crossword puzzle* What's a five letter word for annoying?
Ruby: *Without looking up* April
April: ...
Raph: *feeding Spike from next to Ruby* It fits...
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Ruby: You can't ride a motorcycle with 3 people on it
Donnie: 3 people?
Leo: Oh no! Mikey fell off!
Raph: No, I pushed him off.
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Ruby: Hey this is not the time to blame April
April: Thank you. Finally.
Ruby: There will be plenty of time to blame April later, when this is resolved.
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Ruby: You're the most beautiful person here
Splinter: :)
Ruby: Just kidding, I'm the most beautiful person here. But you're a close second.
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Raph: *Watching Splinter and Ruby from afar* Those guys are definitely plotting something
Leo: Maybe they're scheming.
Donnie: No, Scheming looks different. They're definitely plotting.
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Splinter: *Teaching Raph to drive* Okay, you're driving and April and Nova walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Raph: Oh, definitely April, I could never hurt Nova.
Splinter: *Sighs* The brakes. You hit the brakes.
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Splinter: *Contemplating* You know Nova... You remind me of myself when I was younger...
Nova: *A Teenager on her phone, expecting something boring or dull* Oh yeah, How so?
Splinter: *Sighing wistfully* I set a bank on fire.
Nova: *Sitting up straight in surprise (I imagine older Nova to be gay btw with 2 piercings in her ear)* What..?
Splinter: *Still Wistful* I was so crazy back in my teenage years. I did lots of things, let's not dwell on it. Okay?
Nova: *desperate to hear more* Oh hell no, you don't just get to just say that and move on like nothing happened. I need you to back up a few steps, and explain that to me again!
Splinter: *Already walking away knowing exactly what he's done* Perhaps another day~
Nova: *Throws her phone across the room and follows her father out the living to the dojo* WAIT NO! COME BACK! EXPLAINNN!
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Ruby: You're the babies, I'd do anything for you.
Leo: *Looks between the family and Ruby with a nod* Eat three meals a day, and have a healthy sleep schedule.
Ruby: *Drinking her 20th cup of coffee working on 2 months of sleep* Fuck you no
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Mikey: What's up with Sensei? He's been laying on the floor for like... an hour now?
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Splinter's Bestie
FanfictionSo you know the story of tmnt 2012 right. But what if half of the events never occurred. What if Splinter had a Child hood friend who he's know longer then Saki. What if Tang Shen wasn't as nice and loving as we thought o.O . What if Karai wasn't ev...
