Mama eda AU 2.0

Witches before wizards

Notes:

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The next morning.

Luz wakes up with a gasp and looks around the room to see it's been decorated while she was sleeping.

King: [snoring]

It wasn't a dream! [luz opens the window] Good morning, terrifying fantasy world.

Monster waving at her. Good morning. [sinks into the ocean]

Luz: Ughhh.

King: [snoring]

Luz picks up King. Good morning, you little cutie‐pie. [kisses his head repeatedly]

I am not your cutie‐pie!

Yes, you are. [hugs him tightly before putting him back down on her sleeping bag.]

King: [sighs] I know.

[Cut to Luz, fully dressed, opening the bathroom door. Several owls fly out of it, hooting. She watches them fly away before entering, walking backwards.]

Hooty popped out the window. Hi, Luz!

Luz screams and karate chops Hooty's face.

Hooty: Ow! I'm just wishing you a good morning and Oswald said breakfast is ready. [retreats to the front door] Jeez! Hoot! Ow!

Sorry, Hooty. [Looks at the bathroom counter and picks up her Azura book. Flips it open to a headshot of Azura and holds it up to the mirror] This is it, old girl. Your first day on the Boiling Isles, as a Witch Apprentice. [punches the air] Hyah! [opens a closet door while covering her eyes] Please have witchy clothes. Please have witchy clothes. Please have witchy clothes. [takes her hand off her eyes and sees a closet full of stereotypical witchy stuff] Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! [screams]

[Cut to Luz writing "Witch Apprentice Luz" on a name tag and sticking it to her chest. She is now wearing a robe and what looks to be a witch's hat as she stands at the bottom of a staircase.]

Luz squeals.

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[Toilet flushing. Eda's shadow appears on the wall before she steps into frame.]

Eda yawns. Hmm?

Good morning, Eda the Owl Lady. I am ready for my first day of Witch Apprenticeship.

Ugh! [shakes spiders out of her hair, picks another one out of her ear] Who are you, again?

Huh? [luz stares in horror as her name tag falls to the floor]

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Luz follows Eda into the kitchen.
"Remember me? Luz? We freed the oppressed from the evil warden? Yesterday?"

Relax, kid. I haven't even had my first cup of apple blood yet.

Luz asked confused. You mean apple juice?

Eda, pouring apple blood into a 30 and flirty mug. No.

Oswald places pancake breakfast plates before snatching the mug out of her hands.
( To Luz) You'll have to excuse her. Ironically enough, she's more of a night owl than a morning person. (To Eda) And you can at least wait until noon.