Mama eda AU 2.0

Something Ventured, Someone Framed

Notes:

It's mostly eda and Oswald for humor
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text
The sun is setting. Oswald exiting the portal, carrying bags full of groceries from the human realm , is walking home to see Hooty in a mud puddle.

Again hooty!?

Yup I'm a little rascal. Hooty laughs.

[Cut to the Owl House living room, where Luz and Eda are rummaging through boxes. King is laying on the couch and Gus is standing in front of Luz.]

Gus, I'd love to go to school with you, but I don't know how I can. [points to her banned poster] Principal Bump banned me from Hexside.

But nothing. Bump did you a favor. There ain't nothing for you at that dweebus factory. [eda to Gus] No offense, dweebus.

It's okay. I come from a long line of dweebuses.

[Luz slams the box she's holding down, making it clatter. She stands and looks at Eda.]

Luz: Well, I would love to go some day. Better than unpacking boxes in the Eda Coven.

Oh, you think you're clever, huh? [eda stands]

King: Ooh! Fight, fight, fight!

Eda: Can it, King! First off, it's the "Bad Girl Coven" and second off, I guess you don't want in on the T‐shirt order, huh?

[She pulls out a piece of paper with a t-shirt drawn on it as rock music plays.]

Luz sighs. I don't care about T‐shirts, Eda! I want to learn magic, [gestures to Gus] and they teach that at Hexside!

Eda: I mean, yeah, well, [grunts, leaves]‐‐ I don't wanna hear another word about Hexside, unless it's "Hexside is on fire" and "let's grab front row seats"!

[Door slams.]

King: Aw, look what you did. I'm gonna go rub it in. Nyeh! [laughs, leaves]

[Door opens and slams again.]

[luz sighs and sits on the couch]

Gus: L‐Luz, a‐about the ban, I, uh, used my H. A. S. presidential authority to pull some strings. You've been given a full pardon!

Luz: You mean...

Gus: I got the ban lifted!

Oh my gosh. [luz shakes Gus] Yes, yes, yes!

Gus: [grunting]

Of course I'll be there tomorrow! Gus, this will be great! [luz jumps on the couch] I get to see the school and save the president.

Gus: Great! I'll see you tomorrow!

[Gus leaves.]

Gus: Yes! You did it, Gus! [dances] ♪ You did it, Gus ♪ ♪ You're the smartest You're the best ♪

Hooty: Sweet moves, little dude.

Gus: [yelps] I always forget you're there.

Hooty: I forget I'm here too. Boop.

Gus: [stares at Hooty] This is gonna work out after all.

[Cut to Willow and Gus standing outside of Hexside the next day.]

Willow: This isn't gonna work out at all.

Gus: Well, I feel like I took care of any potential problems.