I just wanted some humor (See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Camila at the park searching ever bathroom and ranger station.
Camila internal monologue: Where is Luz? My daughter? My daughter luz!, is she okay?! WHERE IN THE NAME OF ALL THE GODS AND THEIR UGLY MOTHERS IS MY DAUGHTER-
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Few hours later Eda and Oswald go and pic luz up.
Eda breaks down the school door. ALRIGHT! NOBODY BETTER NOT HAS TOUCHED A SINGLE HAIR ON EITHER OF THEIR HEADS I'M GOING TO @#$%&!@# KILL THAT SON OF A @#$%&@# ***** AND DROP KICK HIS @#$%&@# CORPSE ALL THE BACK TO THE @#$%&@# HUMAN REALM!!! W H E R E. A R E. M Y. K I D S?!?!?!-
Oswald trying to calm Eda down. "Love please, there's children here!"
"Mom! Dad! Guess what!" Luz excitedly ran up to them.
Whoa, slow down, kiddo!" Eda placed her hands on the girl's shoulders. First of all, what are you wearing?" Only now did Eda and Oswald notice the multi-colored arm and leg sleeves on the girl's outfit. This couldn't be right; students are only allowed to study one track.
"Huh? Oh! That's what I've been trying to tell you!" Luz grabbed Eda's arms, gripping tightly. "Principal Bump is letting me study all nine tracks!"
Eda and Oswald blinked. "What?"
"You heard me! All nine! I couldn't decide between any of them, so I'm going all out!" The girl ended her statement with what was supposed to be "a otter with a dark side" pose, crossing her arms and a smirk on her face.
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Eda laughed, occasionally snorting. "Luz, you can stop joking now. Everyone knows you can't study all nine." She let go to wipe her tear-stained eyes.
"But it's true! Why else would I look like a walking rainbow?"
Suddenly, Eda and Oswald heard the pitter-patter of footsteps approaching them, both her, Oswald and Luz turning their gaze to find a small black, furry creature with a skull for a head running on all fours to them.
"Eda! Dad! Luz!" King hugged Luz's leg. "That principal guy hit me with a broom and sent me away from my students!"
Luz gasped. "King! There you are!"
"King did you sneak out from dish duty?" Oswald adds.
"Wait, what students," Eda asked. "More importantly, what are you doing here!?"
"Hey, I was hungry and dish duty sucks!"
"What does that have to do with–?" Eda groaned, pinching the bridge of her nose. "Y'know what, let's just head home. Luz can tell me about her day on the way."
"But what about my day!?" King whines.
Eda grew a sly smirk. "If I had to guess, you got yourself into trouble trying to find 'minions'. You're getting too predictable, Mr. Wiggles."
King growled, hopping on the front of eda's staff with a huff, while Luz sat in Oswald's staff. Soon, they were flying again, heading back to the Owl House.
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Eda did not try to stop Luz as she told her story about her day at Hexside, as Luz went on about getting sent to the Detention Track, meeting her new friends who praised Eda like a goddess–and rightfully so, and even fighting a monster that drained the magic out of witches, it only made her smile.
"...and so," Luz said dramatically, "we defeated the basilisk using our extraordinary teamwork skills, and I convinced Principal Bump to let us study more than one track! Viney got to do healing and beast-keeping, Jerbo got to do abominations and plants, and Barcus got to do potions and oracle! I already told you what happened to me!"
"And this was all done in one day? You really are a rascal, aren't you?" Oswald ruffled Luz's hair, making her giggle.
"I'm glad you didn't stick to just one coven , I would've threatened to burn Bump's underwear to give him some motivation, or maybe just to mess with him." Eda adds.
"Mom, that would've made him expel me."
"Then you could've threatened to burn him if he didn't allow you back." Luz groaned, and that made Eda chuckle.
The sun continued to set, and the four could see the house in the distance. Eda and Oswald guided their staff downward, landing on the grass as they arrived at the entrance, where a familiar owl-like face on the door was waiting.
Notes:
I'm soon to be going to the dentist to get two of my remaining wisdom teeth removed both got crack and Im mentally exhausted
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