Mama eda AU 2.0

Agony of a witch 2.0

Don't mind me folks, I'm sharpening my pitch forks and starting a angry mob
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Chapter Text
Camila sitting miserably on the couch. "Luz? Please come home... Where are you?"

A knock on the door startled her, she opened the door to find two police officers and a replica of Luz.
"Ma'am we found your daughter in a dumpster eating old doughnuts."

Camila gasps. Luz? There you are, I've been looking everywhere."

Vee (as Luz): [nervously] Hello... fellow human! Um... skin's sure weird!

Camila smiles approaching luz as the officers leave. Very funny. "I'm sorry for getting mad at you, But, I was thinking, instead of taking the bus to camp, why don't we drive? I got the day off from work, and you'll have full control of the playlist.

Umm. Sure....

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The Emperor's castle was the literal heart of the Boiling Isles. A dark and foreboding fortress with a tower in the center that spewed fire and smoke. Lilith watched from a balcony a group of Emperor's coven soldiers bring in a cart of wild witches, witches who have not joined a coven as per the Emperor's law before she went back inside.

"I haven't forgotten what you've promised me. I will bring you, my sister and brother-in-law, Emperor Belos," Lilith spoke to the stained glass window of the Emperor of the Boiling Isles. The Emperor was a man wearing a white robe and a golden deer's skull mask that obscured his entire face.

His patience was starting to wear thin with every failure. But that's not what frightened her. If he decided to send someone worse, She didn't want to finish the thought.

"Then why the delay?"

Lilith spun around to find a little red imp wearing a white robe behind her. "Uh...Kikimora!"

"The Day of Unity is fast approaching and other teams have bound many rogue witches to covens and yet, the Owl Lady still roams free. Are you...protecting her?" Kikimora's voice suddenly grew threatening. "Protecting her mate? Do I have to send The golden guard already?"

"NO! Not him!" Lilith coughed and composed herself. "I mean, rest assured, Kiki. I have everything under control." She snapped her fingers and a group of Emperor's Coven guards marched behind her. "Today, we capture Eda and Oswald, once and for all."

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Lilith and her guards hid in the bushes, watching the Owl House carefully. Hooty, the door knocker was snoring and hooting loudly. "Good. That infernal house demon is asleep."

"Leave it to me," Lilith said.

"But house demons are impervious to magic."

"I said, leave it to me. The rest of you, surround the house!"

Hooty started to stir and mumble to himself, "Sleepwalking...sleepwalking..." Suddenly his eyes snapped open and he shouted, "Sleep hooting!" He smashed into the ground and popped out in front of Lilith. "Hiya, Lilith! Peek-a-hoot!" He headbutted her into a tree and her guards burst from their hiding places, weapons at the ready.

"Sorry! Eda doesn't like trespassers but I'm always here to make new friends! Hoot!" Hooty bonked a guard upside the head and stuck himself into his hood. "Oh! Look at me! I'm a person now. Wobblety! Wobblety! Whoo! Watch out!" He hit another guard with the unfortunate man's body before throwing the guard he was wearing away. "Hoot! Hoot! Bye, friend! Ooo! I feel like dancing!" He did a little dance, hitting the guards who were trying to capture him with his..."thighs".