The one with Joey's Twin Sister | Friends Fanfic

Ch-15

-Francine-

   Me, Joey, Chandler and Ross are at Central Perk. Chandler has split up his newspaper so Joey can look at the funny comics.

Ross: I had a dream last night where I was playing football with my kid.

Chandler, Fran, Joey: That's nice.

Ross: No, no with him. "Mimes". I'm on this field and they, they hike me the baby...and I-I know I've gotta do something cause the Tampa Bay defense is coming right at me.

Joey: Tampa Bay's got a terrible team.

Ross: Right but it is just me and the baby so I'm thinking they can take us. And so I uh hah-hah I just heave it down field.

Chandler: What are you crazy?. That's a baby!.

Joey: He should take the sack?.

Ross: Anyway suddenly I'm down field and I realize that I'm the one who's supposed to catch him right?. Only I know there is no way I'm gonna get there in time so I am running and running and that-that is when I woke up. See I-I am so not ready to be a father.

Fran: Hey you're gonna be fine. You're one of the most caring most responsible men in North America. You're gonna make a great dad.

Joey: Yeah Ross. You and the baby just need better blocking.

Feeling a little better Ross gets more coffee.

Joey: Oh have either one of you guys ever been to the Rainbow Room?. Is it real expensive?.

Chandler: Well only if you order stuff.

Joey: I'm taking Ursula tonight. It's her birthday.

Ross: Wo-wo-whoa. 

Fran: What about Phoebe's birthday?.

Joey: When's that?.

Ross: Tonight.

Joey: Oh man. What're the odds of that happening?.

Fran: About the same odds of you and I being twins.

Ross: You take your time.

Joey looks at the three of us then realizes. 

Chandler: There it is!. So what're you gonna do?.

Joey: What can I do?. Look I don't want to do anything to screw it up with Ursula.

Fran: And our friend Phoebe?.

Joey: Well if she's my friend hopefully she'll understand. I mean wouldn't you guys?.

Chandler: Man if you tried something like that on my birthday you'd be staring at the business end of a hissy fit.

Fran: Two words. Doris Clark.

Joey: What does she have to do with anything?.

Fran: Well if you remember I also had a crush on her but I took a step back when you started flirting with her.

*Time Lapse*

   Everyone but Joey is at Monica and Rachel's waiting for Phoebe to arrive so we can surprise her as Rachel and Monica talk about how Rachel sprained her ankle.

Rachel: So he said it was just a sprain and that was it.

Monica: Uh you left out the stupid part.

Rachel: Not stupid. The very cute, cute, cute doctors asked us out for tomorrow night and I said yes.

Monica: I think it's totally insane I mean they work for the hospital. It's like returning to the scene of the crime. You know I say we blow off the dates.