The one with Joey's Twin Sister | Friends Fanfic

Ch-22

-Francine-

   Me, Joey, Chandler, Monica and Phoebe are at Central Perk after an incident with Ross, Chandler and Joey.

Chandler: My diary!. My diary that's brilliant. I should have told her it was my diary she never would have made me read her my diary.

Monica: You know that's true. You'd be a great person to have around the day after an emergency.

Phoebe: I-I cannot believe Ross even made this list. What a dinkus.

Joey: Hey cut him some slack. It was Chandler's idea.

Fran: What now?.

Phoebe: What?.

Monica: What?.

Chandler: Oh good I was hoping that would come up.

Fran: This was your idea?.

Phoebe: What were you thinking?.

Chandler: "Squirming". All right let's get some perspective here ok?. These things they happen for a reason.

Monica: Yeah. You!.

Chandler: All right Pheebs back me up here ok?. You believe in that karma crap don't you?.

Phoebe: Yeah by the way good luck in your next life as a dung beetle.

*Time Lapse*

   Me, Joey, Chandler and Monica are at Central Perk while Rachel is working and I'm going thru my mail. Which is mostly Christmas cards from my history students and their wives, husbands and kids.

Joey: I can't believe it's Christmas already. Ya know I mean one day your eating turkey, the next thing ya know your lords are a-leaping and you geese are a-laying.

Chandler: Which is why geese are so relaxed this time of year.

Ross: "Enters with shopping bags". Hey guys.

Fran, Chandler, Monia, Joey: Hey.

Ross approaches Rachel at counter and soon Ross joins us over at the couch.

Ross: Hey guys.

Fran, Chandler, Monica, Joey: Hey.

Chandler: What's in the bag?.

Ross: Um just some presents.

Joey: C'mon show us what you bought...You know you want to.

Ross: "Childishly". Ok. Ok this is a picture frame from Ben to my parents huh.

Fran: Cute.

Ross: I got some uh hers and hers towels for Susan and Carol. And uh I got this blouse for mom.

Ross holds up the blouse.

Monica: Ross that is gorgeous.

Ross: Yeah?.

Monica: Look at these authentic fake medals. I tell ya mom's gonna be voted best dressed at the make-believe military academy.

Phoebe: "Enters". Hey.

All: Hey. 

Fran: Hi Phoebe.

Phoebe: Happy Christmas Eve Eve. "Sees Ross's picture frame". Oh my God where did you get this?.

Ross: Uh Macy's third floor home furnishings.

Phoebe: This is my father this is a picture of my dad.

Chandler: Nah Pheebs that's the guy that comes in the frame.

Phoebe: No it isn't this is my dad alright I'll show you.

Rachel: Phoebe I thought your dad was in prison.

Phoebe: No that's my stepdad. My real dad's the one that ran out on us before I was born.

Fran: "Smirks". How have you never been on Oprah?.

Phoebe: "Showing her pictures". Ok look see this is him. My mother gave me this picture before she died same guy.

Monica: Honey uh this is a picture of the frame guy posing in front of a bright blue screen with a collie.

Phoebe: It's not a blue screen...it's just maybe it was just really clear that day. Ok I have to talk to my grandmother. "Turns to leave".

Monica: Oh wait a minute honey.

All: Pheebs. 

Phoebe leaves.

Monica: Wow.

Joey: So anyway I'm trying to get my boss's ex-wife to sleep with me...

All: Joey!.

Joey: Oh but when Phoebe has a problem everyone's all ears!.

Fran: Yeah and next time you say something like you just did I'm gonna slap you silly. "Reading mail". Oh!. I just got invited to a wedding!...For Tomorrow!. 

Joey: For who?.

Fran: Gladys Campbell and George Lawrence.

Joey: Your ex girlfriends wedding?.

Fran: So I dated her for a short time when we were 15 so what?. We broke up on good terms and I promised her that if she ever got married I would go. Besides this is her dream wedding. She always wanted a Christmas Eve wedding. I gotta go shopping for a dress. 

I get up and leave the café to go shopping for a dress.

*Time Lapse*

   I get back late from the wedding and I arrive at Monica and Rachel's apartment. As I walk in I see Joey and Chandler giving out Christmas presents from a cardboard box from a thing of moto oil.

Fran: Hey.

All: Hey.

Phoebe: How was the wedding?.

Fran: "Smiles". Perfect. I haven't seen Gladys in years. "Joining friends".

Joey: Rach these are for you. "Handing gift".

Rachel: Wiper blades. I don't even have a car.

Joey: No but with this new car smell you'll think you do. "Grabs something from box". And sis for you. A very nice Hershey's bar!. "Hands it to her".

Fran: "Smiles". Thank you Joey.

Chandler: Ok Pheebs your turn. "Handing gift".

Phoebe: Ah toilet seat covers!. Is that what you were doing while I was getting gas?.

Joey: Uhuh.

Phoebe: You guys.

Joey: And for Ross Mr. Sweet-tooth. "Handing gift".

Ross: You got me a cola drink?.

Chandler: And a lemon lime.

Ross: Well this, this is too much I feel like I should get you another sweater.

Chandler: And last but not least.

Chandler and Joey give Monica a pack of condoms.

Joey: They're ribbed for your pleasure.

Ross and Monica trade their gifts.