The one with Joey's Twin Sister | Friends Fanfic

Ch-31

-Francine-

   Inside Central Perk I join my friends and show Joey what movies I got and he gets excited and then Chandler speaks up.

Chandler: Does anyone else think David Copperfield is cute?.

Monica: No but he told me he thinks your a fox.

Chandler: All right Janice likes him. In fact she likes him so much she put him on her freebie list.

Joey: Her what?.

Chandler: Well we have a deal where we each get to pick five celebrities that we can sleep with and the other one can't get mad.

Ross: Ah the heart of every healthy relationship. Honesty, respect and sex with celebrities.

Fran: So Chandler who's on your list?.

Chandler: Ah Kim Basinger, Cindy Crawford, Halle Berry, Yasmine Bleeth and ah Jessica Rabbit.

Rachel: Now you do realize that she's a cartoon and way out of your league?.

Chandler: I know, I know I just always wondered if I could get her eyes to pop out of her head.

Joey: Hey Monica who would yours be?.

Monica: First I need a boyfriend then I can have a list.

Joey: It's just a game Mon.

Fran: Rach how about you?.

Rachel: Oh I don't know I guess Chris O'Donnel, John F. Kennedy, Jr, Daniel Day Lewis, Sting and Parker Stevenson.

Ross: Spiderman?.

Rachel: Hardy Boy.

Chandler: Peter Parker.

Ross: Thank you.

Rachel: What about you honey who would be on your list?.

Ross: Well I-I-I that kind of thing requires some serious thought. First I'll divide my perspective candidates into categories.

Chandler: "Coughing". What a geek!.

Fran: "Coughing". So are you.

Chandler playfully hits me with a pillow and I hit him with a Magazine.

Phoebe: "Enters". Everybody this is Frank!. This is my half-brother Frank.

All: Oh hi.

Phoebe: This is everybody. This is Ross.

Frank: How are you?.

Ross: Hey.

Phoebe: Chandler.

Chandler: Hi.

Frank: Hi.

Phoebe: Joey.

Joey: Hey-hey!.

Frank: Hey.

Phoebe: This is Joey's twin sister Francine.

Francine: "Smiles". Hi Frank.

Frank: "Kindly". Hi.

Phoebe: This is Monica.

Frank: Whoa!.

Phoebe: And this is Rachel.

Rachel: Hi!.

Frank: Whoa!.

Phoebe: I'm gonna get coffee.

Frank: Hey how do you guys get anything done?.

Chandler: We don't really.

Rachel: Well so now do you guys have a lot of big plans?.

Phoebe: Oh yeah!. Yeah no we're gonna connect y'know bond and everything.

Frank: Yeah I was thinking that maybe we could go down to Time Square and pick up some ninja stars. And oh um my friend Larry he wants me to take a picture of a hooker.

Chandler: You know we don't really take advantage of living in the city.

Joey: I know.

At that moment Zachary Coleman enters Central Perk and see's me.

Zack: "Smiles". Hey Francine!. Thought I'd check out Central Perk like you suggested.

Fran: Hi Zack. "Smiles". Find a movie?.

Zack: Nah. We got in an argument and I stormed out. I think me and her are over. We weren't together long anyway.

Joey: Woah-woah. Zachary and Francine what's going on here?. Why aren't you guys mad or sad?.

Fran: Joey it's fine. We have no bad blood. We just ran into each other is all.

Phoebe: "To Monica". Woah now I see why Fran loved him so much.

Monica: "To Phoebe". He's so cute.

Fran: Zack. This is Ross, Rachel, Monica, Phoebe and her little brother Frank Jr. This is Chandler and of course you remember your non-official brother.

Zack: Where is the happy couple you were telling me about?.

Fran: Oh probably at home doing married couple stuff...Would you like to join us?.

Zack: If I'm not imposing.

Fran: "Smiles". You can never. Hey Gunther a Cappuccino for Zachary please.

Zack: Hey my favorite.

Fran: "Smiles". I know. And there is Elvis magazines.

Zack: "Seriously". Okay I'm making this my permanent coffee place. "smiles".

Fran: Knew you would.

*Time Lapse*

   Everyone except me is helping lift the entertainment center that Joey built. Zachary is with us and is helping everyone lift it.

Chandler: Okay on three. One....Two....

Joey: Why don't we just go on two.

Chandler: Why two?.

Joey: Because it's faster.

Chandler: Yeah I coulda counted to three like four times without all this two talk.

Rachel: Oh!.

Joey: All right but in the future-

Ross: Okay!. Okay!.

Rachel: Come on!.

Ross: Heavy thing not getting lighter!.

Chandler: Okay, one...two...

Joey: So we are going on two?.

All: All right!.

   My friends lift it into place however the unit is so long that it blocks some of both of Chandler and Joey's bedroom doors.

Chandler: Oh good job Joe.

Joey: Wow it's big!.

Chandler: Yeah-yeah so big that it actually makes our doors look smaller!.

Joey: Maybe my ruler's wrong.

Phoebe: Maybe all the rulers are wrong.

Joey: Look it's not that bad. So what it blocks a little of your door, a little of my door.

Chandler: Yeah y'know what I got a better idea. How-how bout it blocks none of mine door and a lot of yours?. "Trying to move it". 

Joey: Yeah listen before I forget that side is still wet.

Zack: "Chuckles". Oh I have missed you man. "Hugs Joey".

Chandler goes to get washed up and I decide to ask a question.

Fran: So Zack where are you staying?.

Zack: Actually I got an apartment last night in this building upstairs.

Joey: Hey Francie lives upstairs!.

Fran: That I do.