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Bold - Jungwon

Italic - You

Bold with Italic - Jay

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"Here I am"

"To be honest, I like hearing your voice"

"Really now?"

"Yes, you have a pleasant voice, it's no wonder why every fans of yours loves it"

"Thanks?"

"You're welcome"

"So I have a question.."

"Shoot"

"Do you already have a diabetes in the point where you need insulin?"

"Yes"

"...."

"I don't see the big deal out it, as long as I got to manage myself, I'll be fine"

"But you're too young.."

"I know"

"What do you usually feel?"

"There are times my blood pressure rises to leave some damage to my system but I just need insulin and it'll be okay"

"That's nice to hear"

"..."

"....."

"You can be nice if you want to"

"Don't you have a problem with it?"

"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem"

"... that's a nice way of thinking, I guess"

"Then it would probably please you that I just quoted Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Carribean"

"I don't know about that"

"Damn, I thought it would tick you off again?"

"Do you really love getting a reaction out of me?"

"You haven't exactly been nice until now and it's kind of creepy when I'm used to being a little more cynical"

"Cynical? What the hell does that mean? I'm always nice to you"

"God, here we go again. Calm down Scar"

"I'm calm. And why Scar? I'm not anything like that traitorous lion!"

"He acts nice and appear as one, but is a demon spawn inside, just like you"

"I hate you"

"Sure you do"

"I do"

"You'd like that, wouldn't you? Turning off this call right now?"

"Very, but you're annoying, real annoying"

"And for someone who wants me to call, you're being an asshole"

"Of course I am. What else did you expect?"

"You're so weird"

"Says the one who can't go a day without spouting some shits about Disney"

"Says the one who loves that about me"

"....."

"Is that the way to shut you up?"

"I'm just at loss for word at how highly you put yourself in my opinion about you"

"You're as icy as the Arendelle Castle"

"I mean, you're not wrong. I love that movie"

"Rude as heck. Fact check"

"I love it how you get me"

"Why?"

"Why what?"

"ugh, I have to go now and you're annoying me with all these vague answers"

"Thank you for your service"

"I'll talk to you later.. Bye kitty"

"Bye"

[ beeps ]

"So you don't allow us to call you kitty then this girl.."

"Who even are you to call me that?"

"The friend you knew longer than her"

"So what?"

"Tell me, do you already have a crush on her?"

"Why would I?"

"You keep hoping for her to call you, is that not enough reason?"

"Not really"

"Conceal. Don't feel. Don't let her know.. Is that your new motto?"

"I dare you to say that again"

"Let it go"

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