Funny short #1

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(this doesn't take place in my au)

Everyone:doing there daily stuff at the club.

Natsuki: kicks door open.

Natsuki: Who drank my apple juice?!

Everyone: ....?

Natsuki : o y'all don't hear me ?!

Fc (female mc) : heh?

Natsuki: heh!?

Natsuki: WHO DRANK MY GOD DAMN APPLE JUICE?!

Monika: hey natsuki stop cussing this isn't death comedy jam.

Natsuki: I PUT A BIG ASS RE-!!

Monika: natsuki stop cussing!

Natsuki: I put a big red sign saying ' do not drink me'.

Fc: May-be no one drank it, maybe it evaporated.

Natsuki: maybe I'm about to slap you do don't get on my bad side

Yuri: remains silent

Monika: girl most people whould fight over a bottle of hennessy but your fighting over some funky ass apple juice

Natsuki: this is MY funky ass bottle of apple juice AND I DONT TOUCH ANYBODY STUFF-

Mc: hey natsuki

Natsuki: WHAT!!!

Mc : Sayori drank your applejuice

Sayori: oh ho now hold on

Natsuki: you drank my apple juice,YOU DRANK MY APPLE JUICE?! I DONT WANT YOUR COOTIES

Sayori: did you see me drink it?

Mc: I didn't have to see you drink it you were the one who asked about it

Sayori: do you have the ocular proof that I drank it

Natsuki: ocular?

Mc and Sayori: starts to argue

Yuri:..... continues to read

Monika: LOOK GUYS THERE'S NO NEED FOR FIGHTING, THIS IS A CLUB FOR LEARNING POETRY!!

Yuri: your father didn't have to deal with this now's it's you

Monika: yuri you stay there and read, do I look like my father?

Everyone: agreeing

Anime club: YO HI GUYS WE GOT NEW ANIME MOVIES WANNA WATCH?!

monika: nope not today get out.

Anime club: CMON PLEASE WERE DOING A CHARITY HERE!

Monika: NO. LEAVE. NOW

Anime club: ok fine jeez

Monika: never come back in this club again
                                                  
The club except Monika: 😐..........

(Who touched my apple juice?
from Barbershop)

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