Cheesy Jokes from Harry Styles

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"Harry can we get a dog?" You question.

"Darling why?"

"Because you know they're so cute and playful."

"But it's harder to take care of. Cats are easier since they are more clean.

"But they are more playful and exciting."

"Well then what breed?" he asks.

"Hmmm I was thinking maybe a pug or a terrier."

"Well I want a dog that can tell time." Harry states.

"Well we have to train the dog really well for that to happen."

"Well do you know a dog that can tell time Y/N?"

"Hmmm I don't know. Like maybe smart dogs like retrievers or Shepards. God Harry I want a dog I mean they are so cute-"

"A watch dog. A watch dog can tell time." He interrupts and walks away without a sound.

Huh.