"I wish I had a good car one day." You say and Harry sits beside you.
"Oh, what kind of car you want?"
"Hmmm.... I was thinking a Audi but then I want a Mercedes Benz."
"Well what kind of cars do mermaids drive?"
"Um..Harry mermaids don't drive."
"Mer-cedes Finz."
"Okay why did you have to say that?" You question and Harr yshrugs. "I don't know."
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Cheesy Jokes from Harry Styles
Randomcheesy jokes that harry styles might say... the first, original, joke book