Cheesy Jokes from Harry Styles

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Harry went to the bathroom as soon you arrived home from a long road trip.

He sprints upstairs and you can hear the door slam shut. 

Peace was hovering inside the house when a loud noice comes from upstairs.

"AH SHIT UGH WHY!" Harry curses loudly. He comes out, zipping his skinny ass jeans and climbs down to you.

"What's wrong, did you get hurt?" You ask and Harry shakes his head. 

"Then what happened Harry?" He looks pissed as ever and mumbles a few swear words.

"What do toilets and anniversaries have in common?"

He doesn't give you the chance for you to answer.

"Because, men always miss them. Thats' why I was screaming. Sorry for scarring you."