"Harry what day is it today?"
Harry perks his head up from his newspaper. Since when did he read those kind of articles?!
He flips the paper to the front cover. "It is July 29th, a Wednesday."
"Okay thanks, on Friday I'm going to a party."
"What do calendars eat?" Harry questions, changing the whole conversation. Are you serious.
"Harry what do you mean-"
"DATES."
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Cheesy Jokes from Harry Styles
Randomcheesy jokes that harry styles might say... the first, original, joke book
