Cheesy Jokes from Harry Styles

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"Look I want to say something." Harry claims and you nod for him to continue.

"OnedayLittleJohnnysaystohisfather:Iwanttogetmarried.Father:Oh,sodoyouhavesomeonespecialinyourmind?JohnnyYesGrandma.Father:What?Thereisaproblemnow,youwanttomarrymymother?Johnny: Whynot? Youmarriedmymother." He talked so fast you couldn't understand what he said.

"Harry say it slowly, I dind't catch that."

"One day Little Johnny says to his father:

I want to get married.

Father: Oh, so do you have someone special in your mind?

Johnny: Yes , Grandma.

Father: What? There is a problem now, you want to marry my mother?

Johnny: Why not? You married my mother."

"Ugh." Was all you can manage.