Cheesy Jokes from Harry Styles

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You were happily cleaning your garden outside of the house. 
It was a very pleasent day today. The sun was shining and the clouds or the azure sky floated.

"Do you need help love?" Harry walks out as he brings a tray of lemonade. How sweet. (Get it?)

"Just working on my garden." 

"Oh my gosh!" Harry speaks, snappng his fingers. "What is it Harry?"

"Did you hear about the race in the garden?"

"No I didn't what the hell are y-"

"The hose was running, the lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup!"

He laughs and spills his lemonade on to the tray. His head thrown back in more laughter. 

ohhhhh lord help mee