Cheesy Jokes from Harry Styles

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"UGH!!" Harry groans in annoyance, from upstairs in his room.

You quickly run up the stairs, worried he might have fallen or something. 

"Harry, are you okay!?" You gasp. He stumbles, with half of his pants on... His black sheer shirt was loose around his shoulders and body. His belt was unbuckled but the black fabric was wrapped around his thighs.

 "I try these wearing tight jeans-" Harry grunts, pulling at his legs, gripping the bottom of his pants but it was no use.

"-but I can never pull it off!" He yells, tugging and tugging. You laugh and Harry looks up, giving you a confused expression.

"God damn it, don't think the other way, literally I can't pull them off!"

This time you laugh even harder.

"Jesus Y/N, it's not funny." Harry pouts, pulling the roots or his curls. "That's it." He speaks, standing up and waddling like a penguin since the tightness was impacting on bending his knees.

"I'm cutting them." He sighs, taking a pair of scissors.

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