Cheesy Jokes from Harry Styles

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"Hey Harry, I feel like eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, do you want one?" You ask and Harry turns to face you.

"Sure, that would be awesome." He lays down on the couch, watching a random TV show. You took out the jar of jam and the jar of peanut butter.

Getting 4 slices of bread, you take a knife and start applying the peanut butter first. After you end of with the jam.

This is the simple life.

"Here you go styles, here's your best sandwich you would ever taste."

"Well thank you lady." He takes a huge bite of it and hum in satisfaction. "This is actually good, but did you hear! The strawberry was crying in the kitchen."

"Wut?"

"The strawberry. You didn't hear it cry?"

"Harry we dont have any in th-"

"Well it was crying. It was crying because his parents were in the jam."