Cheesy Jokes from Harry Styles

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You and Harry were walking through a trail with many trees and plants.

"It really nice here." You say quietly, smiling as you admire the nature in front of you.

"Yeah?" Harry turns and faces you. 

"Yeah. Like the trees and the flowers."

"I want to do something. Come." Harry speaks, grabbing your hand and taking you through the trees, hoping over thick roots in the ground.

He digs his hand into his jacket pocket and takes out a pocket knife. He soon starts to cut little bits of bark off the tree.

He carves a heart and your first letter of you name along with a '+' and a 'H'

"Aww Harry that's cute."

"What's the best way to carve wood?" Harry asks, holding up the pocket knife.

"The knife you're holding."

"No babe." He smirks, closing the knife as he places it back into his pocket.

"Whittle by Whittle you carve it." He answers, squeezing your lips together until you looked like a fish.

okay den.