Cheesy Jokes from Harry Styles

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"Hey, hey,hey!" Harry smiles. the creases around his eyes visible. Cute. The way his dimples form. How is this boy so perfect.

"I have something that is not a joke." Harry speaks and you jump with joy. Finally no jokes. 

"Okay ready?" He clears his throat and walks like some model at a catwalk. 

"Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a foot long.." He growls, wiggling his eyebrows.

"Oh my god Harry..That was the cheesiest pick up line ever! At least it's funny." You laugh and Harry giggles a bit. "Wait are you saying my jokes aren't funny?"

"No I didn't say that. Pffft."