Cheesy Jokes from Harry Styles

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"What do you want to eat today darling? It's all on me."

You shake your head. "Aww, Harry that's okay, you don't have to."

Harry grins, grabbing your waist. "It's my treat." He giggles, giving you an eskimo kiss. 

"Chicken then?"

Harry hums, suddenly one hand letting go of your waist. He pulls out his phone. "Well I don't know if today is a perfect day to eat chicken Y/N..."

You glance at him in confusion. "What? Harry what do you mean?"

"Do you know which day do chickens hate the most?"

"Harry, they can't tell-" 

"Friday."

wHy?