Cheesy Jokes from Harry Styles

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You were craving a bowl of salad for lunch. So you cut the veggies and fruits. You cleaned the lettuce and cut them nicely as you can.

You wanted to get the Salad Dressing from a cabinet, but it was too high up. So you called Harry.

"Harry! Get you arse over here!" You yell and footsteps stomping from the stairs were heard.

"Yes what do you need?" 

"I can't get the salad dressing from that top cabinet. Would it be fine if you got that for me?" He nods and walks over the the cabinet and opens it. Grabbing the Salad Dressing he doesn't give it to you.

Instead he finds the tomato and picks it up.

"Why did the tomato blush?" 

"Gosh, Harry I'm hungry can I just eat pl-"

"Because it saw the Salad Dressing!"

He laughs historically and walks back up stairs, his head still thorwn back in laughter.