Cheesy Jokes from Harry Styles

69

Harry grabbed your waist and seductively looks at you, with his emerald eyes locking onto yours. "Baby.." He growls, teasing his lips, as they brush against your own.

"Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package..." He whispers, his hands wondering around your body.

"You make my software turn to hardware babe.." He continues and somehow this turned you on.

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you." He clicks his tongue before humming in pleasure. "There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one?"

"God Harry, I have no idea why this is so good, when it's the cheesiest pick up lines ever." You moan and Harry smirks.

"It's my specialty babe.."

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