Big Book of Lemons

Ryuko x Male Reader (Req)

(From Kill La Kill)

I had to fix that picture so it didn't look ugly. Your welcome.

(Heads up! This story, at 3/6/22 is still on break. I'm just getting a request done!)

["Paparazzi"]

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Y/n POV:

It was a pretty slow day at Honnoji Academia. Classes felt like a slog, it was hot out, the usual.

For normal students atleast.

For Ryuko? Well...

We turn our attention to Ryuko Matoi, who is fighting student council President in the courtyard today. Its really intense!

Oh, right! My name is Y/n L/n. I am a one-star, member of the newspaper club.

Right now, I'm skipping class to watch them fight. Don't tell Gamagori!

"L/n!" I quickly turn around and see the man hulking over me.

*Quietly* "...y-yes?"

"WHY ARE YOU NOT IN CLASS!?

I gulped. I'm in so much trouble!

"I WAS JUST HEADING THERE MR. GAMIGORI!"

"THEN GET TO IT!" He yelled while pointing to class. I nod my head rapidly and run.

"Huff... huff..." I made to class in time...

Wait, didn't I skip class to see that fight? Now ill never know who won!

Dammit!

Aw well, maybe next time...

*Mumbling* "Stupid 3 star, stupid rules..."

"Huh? What was that?"

I gulp again.

"Nothing!"

I feel a hand grip my shoulder.

"I heard you say something about hating 3 stars, is that right?"

This can't be happening, can it?!

"Nope! I said nothing of the sort!"

"...Really?"

"Really really"

The person spins me around and it turns out to be...

Ryuko Matoi!?

"Huh. Wait a minute, don't I recognize you?"

"No?"

She snaps her fingers. "Yes I do! Your from the stalker club!"

Stalker club! Really!

"Stalker? I'm no stalker!"

"Yes, you are"

"No, i'm not"

*Ryuko and Y/n proceed to argue for the duration of class with the same sentence*

As they are walking out...

"Yes, you are!"

"No, i'm not!"

"Hey guys!"

A voice from the heavens flies down and slams directly into Ryuko. Nows my chance to escape!

"What'cha doing?" (???)

"Mako, get off of me!" (Ryuko)

Oh wait, I think I know her from somewhere...