All of my incorrect quotes I've posted on my message board involving Sanders Sides as of 3/15/22.
Remus- Yay! Cannibalism!
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Remus- Yay! Violence!
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L- *trying to explain something* Do you know what famine is?
Ro- Fish!
Ro- Now, wait that's salmon...
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Re- Janus is Patron's favorite... and Orange is the fans' favorite... And I'm the middle child... Just chilling...
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Thomas- What Harry Potter Character are you?
Patton- *tries to speak*
Roman- *interrupts* Patton is Neville, but like Chamber of Secrets Neville, Logan is Hermione, I'm Harry, obviously, and Virgil is a dementor.
Virgil- No I'm not! I'd have to be a lifeless soul-sucking ghost who wears nothing but black all the time!
Roman- And that's you!
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Thomas- What would you say if you were told that you would die within 24 hours?
Patton- I LOVE YOU!
Virgil- About time!
Remus- Well, could we speed this up then? Think of it as my dying wish.
Janus- I'm going to haunt the sh!t out of you as a ghost.
Roman- *dramatically faints*
Logan- *prepares things such as financials, funeral arrangements, and his will*
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Remus- Hey, Lolo?
Logan- Yes
Remus- Kiss me!
Logan, holding in a smirk- Why?
Remus- For research...
Logan, playfully sighs- Well, I guess that can't hurt, can it? *kisses Remus's cheek*
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Virgil- You've been doing WHAT for research?
Remus- Not "what", who, silly! He's been doing me.
Virgil- What kind of research have you two been doing?
Logan- We've been studying attraction, if it wasn't obvious.
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*Remus is convincing Thomas to do stupid sh!t*
Remus- Hey, I know your problem. You have Logan in your head.
Thomas- Logan?
Remus- Yeah. I get one too sometimes, "Remus you can't!" "Remus, you're gonna die." "Remus, don't put that in your mouth."
Remus- Tommy, it's simple. Don't listen to stupid Logan!
Thomas- Why is it specifically Logan?
Remus- It doesn't matter. Sometimes it's Janus, sometimes Virgil, sometimes Patton. I just thought of Logan.
Remus- Whoever it is, shut them up. Say, "Silenzio Logan."
Thomas- "Silenzio Logan."
Remus- Louder! "Silenzio Logan."
Thomas- "Silenzio Logan."
Remus- "Silenzio Logan."
Thomas- "Silenzio Logan."
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Sanders sides One Shots
FanfictionHi! My name is Layne (he/they), and this is my Sanders Sides One-shot book! I will do my best to update weekly, respond to comments, and write your requests! Please keep in mind for your requests, that I am asexual so anything dirty, I may not write...
