"It's must been a shock to learn your about nephew reading books like this" said an elder with false sympathy.
Lan Qiren was unfazed through it all.
Someone in Cloud Recess has broken the rule of spreading false rumours and gossiping.
He need to punish them.
"Whoever thought it was funny to spread false rumours about your Sect Leader please come forward before we decide to investigate"
"If you come forward by yourself your punishment would be lighter but if you don't. Then don't blame us if got an expulsion letter"
That night most disciples were in shambles about this rumour.
Meanwhile Lan Xichen who went back to continue his seclusion
'Oh my, they are actually going at it hard' Lan Xichen thought as he was reading the materials Huaisang sent him.
Finally he closed the book seriously flushed and embarrassed.
He went to get some water when he heard knocking.
Judging by it's style....
It must be Wangji!
What a surprise!
Usually he wouldn't visit unless it's for advice or to share serious matters.
Hmmm...
Lan Xichen opens the door.
He saw Wangji looking like a sad puppy waiting for it's owner.
Hm strange....
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WWX and JC: We see nothing tho-
LXC: 😌✨
LWJ: Wei Ying...
Me: WWX and LWJ papapa and live happily ever after the end-
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"What's wrong Wangji?" He asked with a soft smile.
"Wei Ying, he doesn't want to come to Gusu with me" is all he said.
Lan Xichen: .....
'He loves his brother but sometimes he can't take it anymore'
"Wangji how about instead of Young Master Wei coming here, you go with him instead" Lan Xichen spoke.
Lan Wangji looks at him weirdly.
*Sigh*
"Wangji sometimes you have to give somethings up to get what you want" He said.
"For an example why should he leave his comforts to come with you? And why are you urging him to come with you?"
After hearing Lan Wangji nods his dejectedly and leaves the room.
"Wangji! wait I wasn't finished-"
But he had already left.
*Sigh*
'When can I ever get a partner instead?'
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"What kind of stupid rumour is this?!"
Jiang Cheng or Mo XiuYing paced around frustrated.
"Lan Xichen, reading gay books?!"
"That's outrageous?!"
"Brother Jiang calm down please and listen to me" Nie Huaisang smacks Jiang Cheng's head with a fan.
Jiang Cheng sat down grumbling about stupid Nie's and their brute force.
"The rumours are kinda true-"
"Brother!"
Jiang Cheng actually fainted.
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Meanwhile with Lan Brooding Wangji
LWJ: *meditating*
WWX: *sitting on his lap*
LQR:.... At this point fuck the rules.
NHS and LXC: *plotting stuff*
NMJ and JC: *too scared to go near them*
JGY: And they say I'm crazy
JL and LJY: Are we sure that we're the juniors.
LS: *doing paperwork*
Me: We have the future Alberu here guys!
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Our beloved Huaisang did only the only sane thing.
He poured water on Mo XiuYing's face.
"Pfft- What the fuck !" Jiang Cheng woke up.
'Ah there's my brother.'
'At least he's alive'
"So, back to what was I saying"
.......
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Somewhere in the MDZSVERSE
Wei WuXian: I'M GONNA SHOW YOU LOVE
Wei WuXian: SICK BITCH PSYCHOPATH
Wei WuXian: YEAH I'M GONNA SHOW YOU
Lan Wangji: Mn... Show me love Wei Ying.
Wei WuXian: LAN ZHAN NOT THAT KIND OF-
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Another day in the MDZSVERSE
Wei WuXian: In the name of love~
Wei WuXian: *more intense* In The name of love~
Lan Wangji: *taking of his pants*
Wei WuXian: *internally* Not again 😭
And they papapa and dominate the world together.
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Lan Xichen: *currently stalking a BL couple*
JC and NHS: *sitting in the park 5 feet away from each other cuz they're not gay*
Lan Xichen: *realizing who is he actually stalking*
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Wei- not -a- hoe-wuxian: *decides not to have sex*
His husband who has a huge pillar and perfect tiddies:
Wei WuXian: 😍
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Okay I ain't a reliable author-
At all But-
At least you can agree I'm a good meme maker right?
......
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Right? 💜
😭😭😭😭
Ne ways back to ze story
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Another day in the MDZSVERSE
Jiang Cheng : WHO SPEND FIFTEEN THOUSAND DOLLARS ON AMAZON?!
Nie Huaisang :....
Wei WuXian: Jiang Cheng look I'm a material girl- OW
Jiang Cheng: 😌
What actually happened was Jiang Cheng threw Wei Ying outside the window. ✨
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FanfictionThe Chaos in the Cultivation world caused by The legendary Yiling Patriarch with his sworn brothers also known as The Crimson Chasers However nobody knows the identity of said brothers. Rumours say he perished along with his brothers. Are the rumou...
