Weirdmageddon 3: Take Back The Falls

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(A/n: Last chance, y'all? Make your predictions on how this story ends for the last time)

Episode opens where "Weirdmageddon 2: Escape From Reality" left off.

Y/n, Dipper, Mabel Pines, Soos Ramirez and Wendy Corduroy run into the Mystery Shack, "Yaaahh!!"

Celestabellebethabelle, Chutzpar, Bats Biker, Woodpecker guy, Candy, Stan Pines, Grenda, Sheriff Blubs, Parris, Pacifica Northwest, Old Man McGucket and some Gnomes also shout, "Yaaaahhhh!!"

Dipper paused, "Wait."

Y/n, Dipper and Mabel run to Stan, "Grunkle Stan!"

Stan laughed, "Kids! I can't believe it! I thought I lost you three!"

Y/n chuckled, "should've known you'd make it in one piece, old man!"

Soos hugs Stan, "Mr. Pines! It's really you! I've been hugging strangers to practice for this moment."

Wendy slams into Stan for a hug, "We missed you, you old codger!"

Stan chuckles, "I've missed you knuckleheads, too. It's good to have you back."

"So...what's everyone doing here?" Dipper gasps as some Lilliputtians run past him.

Y/n glared, "looks like I missed some."

Mabel looked around, "there's like monsters and gnomes, and is Pacifica wearing a potato sack?"

Pacifica teases, "Hey! Even in a sack I still look better than you."

"Sis! Good to see you're safe!" Y/n picked her up and spun her in a hug.

"Calm down Y/n! You're gonna knock us into someone!" Pacifica chuckled. "Dipper, looking the same."

Dipper smirked, "oh gee, thanks."

Multi-Bear explained, "It's...it's a long story."

Y/n saw Platypus and Bear hybrids approaching to him. "Am I a grandpa!?"

Y/n picked one up as Parris rubbed against his leg, "glad you two are safe as well."

Wax Larry King was in the vents, "Hey, is anyone gonna feed me? Larry King's disembodied wax head wants num-nums."

"We're trying to ration our food, remember?" Grenda explained as Wax Larry King chews on her hair, "Uhhh...it's happening again."

Multi-bear closes the vents. Pituitaur looks out the door, "Hey, everyone! Eye-bat!"

Everyone gasps. A Gnome shouted, "Evasive maneuvers!"

Stan slams the door and grabs Y/n, Dipper, and Mabel, "Shhh, keep it down."

The refugees scatter. "Hit the lights!"

Outside, an eye-bat turns a scampering raccoon into stone and flies off with it.
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Stan lights a match and throws it into a can, illuminating the shack, revealing the people sitting around the room, "Welcome to what's left of normal around here. Home base."

The screen pans across the various people hiding in the Mystery Shack. Toby has a gnome pull a dart out of him, "Ow!"

Greggy C. Stated, "We have..."

Sev'ral Timez sings, "Several injuries! (Clutch their injuries) Oh, ow..."

Chubby Z. stated, "Ow, my liver, girl!"

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