The Whole Bilsky Family

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Ariannas POV

Jasper, Charlotte, Henry, Schwoz, and I were putting vegetables into a blender. We read online that it can help us see in the dark. I wasn't listening to the news because I was super concentrated on what I was doing.

Charlotte turned on the blender and I know Ray was gonna get mad because he was trying to watch the news.

"Oh come on! I missed the pun!" Ray exclaimed.

"What?" I asked.

"The pun! The funny joke they do at the beginning of the news—-"

"Hey, we can't hear what you are saying because the blender is too loud!" Henry yelled, "it's drowning out what you're saying!"

Jasper was holding a bunch of carrots and I decided to pull a little sneaky prank on him earlier that day. I kissed his neck when he was at the cash register, ringing someone up, and I pretended to suck it and he freaked out, making money fly everywhere.

"I CANT HEAR THE PUN! TURN IT OFF!" 

"TURN IT OFF!" Henry yelled at Charlotte and I. I turned it off and sighed.

"That was your best pun yet."  Mary said.

"Oh, come on! I'm missing the word play!" Ray exclaimed.

"In other news, police say that a truck full of Imported Venetian ham was stolen today," Mary began and I glanced at the screen. "Venetian ham is the world's most absurdly expensive pork product, often referred to as the 'Ferrari of ham's."

I sniffed a carrot and let Jasper sniff it, who nodded and I dropped it into the blender.

"....People say if you try to eat it, a capsule of blue dye will explode." Trent explained.

"Explosive blue dye, more like explosive-"

Henry switched on the blender right as Mary made her pun.

"Are you for real?!" Ray asked with disbelief.

"You said you missed the pun so I-"

Ray cut Charlotte off by zapping the blender. I jumped to the floor while the others backed away. 

The news ended and Ray got upset. Charlotte walked over and helped me to my feet 

"No!"

"Goodnight Swellview!"   Mary said. Trent as he and Mary got up and everyone greeted and congratulated them.

Ray got mad and then asked us about the liquid cleanse. Jasper grabbed me a cup and himself a cup.

"Well that's great! Who even knows when the news will be on again?!" Ray exclaims.

"24 hour news cycle."

"Same time every day, dude."

"Tomorrow."

"It's not like it's a season finale."

"Just——what's with all the blending?"

"Oh Uh, we're on a liquid cleanse." Henry informed.

"Hmm?" Ray asked 

"We're on a liquid cleanse."

"That's stupid." Ray remarked.

"Hmm?"

"Thats stupid."

"No, we saw a video on the internet that says if you eat nothing but liquid food for three days, you get night vision." Jasper informed.

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