𝗧𝗢𝗞𝗬𝗢 𝗥𝗘𝗩𝗡𝗚𝗘𝗥𝗦 𝗢𝗡𝗘𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗧𝗦

𝗠𝗬 𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗢𝗠 𝗧𝗢𝗞𝗬𝗢 𝗥𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗡𝗚𝗘𝗥 𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗖𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗢𝗡𝗦 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗘𝗔𝗖𝗛 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗖𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗣.𝟮

𝗠𝗜𝗞𝗘𝗬

- suffocates himself in your chest like a drunk idiot whenever he feels like it
- begs on his knees for you to braid his hair
- Bro lowkey throw a tantrum when you pick out his clothes but enjoys how stylish he looks wearing them
- acts like your food isn't spicy but dies on the inside so you don't think he's one of those sucker white boys (pls get the reference☠️)
- sex addict if he's awake past his bedtime (9:00)
- barks at you if you ignore him just to get your attention

𝗗𝗥𝗔𝗞𝗘𝗡
- lip bites at random moments to get a laugh out of you
- wears leather jackets on dates so he can feel "fresh as hell"
- uses your straightener and mocks you for giggles
- grabs your ass at random times and moves you by your waist when he needs to get past you
- Sits on the roof and drinks while complaining abt Mikey
- CEO of saying "ong"

𝗕𝗔𝗝𝗜
-bites your neck when getting intimate 🧍🏾‍♀️
- whenever he's telling the truth he'll say on my mama so yk he's not lying cuz he don't put shit on that lady unless it's facts
- wants to be the dad he never had
- will more than likely raise a cat with you if you're reluctant on having kids
- walks around sagging and listening to yb
- "BITCH I'M BANGIN 4K TREY" 24/7
- does that shit boys do to flex their golds (Kodak black glee look it up)
- talks like yb when tired
- will grab you by your neck if you get disrespectful

𝗞𝗔𝗭𝗨𝗧𝗢𝗥𝗔

- kisses you on your forehead after absolutely beating your shit in
- ties your shoes for you bc he doesn't want you bending down in front of ppl
- will choke you until you almost pass out just to let you go and kiss you (sadistic mf)
- plays with your ass- like just hitting it and poking it over and over to watch it moves
- has TikTok but only follows you
- stalks you
- "AHHH BEST FRENNN" whenever you get your hair done or wear cute clothes
- certified W taker

𝗧𝗔𝗞𝗘𝗠𝗜𝗖𝗛𝗜
- sleeps on your tummy
- tries to make you dinner but always burn that shit☠️ (like nigga you is not ratatouille fuck outta here)
- Nike slide gang
- likes to be hugged by you
- never drinks water around you bc you always do some silly shit that makes him choke on it
- takes you out on dates just to show you off
- sub bottom 99% of the time

𝗦𝗠𝗜𝗟𝗘𝗬

- extremely aggressive
- grabs whatever he can aggressively
- listens to X
- heavily enjoys backshots
- "Me personally-" Professional instigator
- gets cornrows but takes them out the second you say sum "it's giving boondocks"
- enjoys play fighting with you cuz he know he fucking afterward
- favorite drink is sprite don't ask why
- woo tang connoisseur  

𝗔𝗡𝗚𝗥𝗬
- gets sensitive when you curse at him even in a friendly manner
- will real-life beat smiley tf up over you
- bro curls his toes when eating your food (and you)
- can drink 3 bottles of water in 20 seconds
- buys you food when you say you're not hungry bc he knows damn well you're hungry
- loves when you're on your period bc you cling to him and he can and will give his entire attention and time to you and only you
- secretly a sex fiend for u

𝗠𝗜𝗧𝗦𝗨𝗬𝗔

- friendly asl😒
-  Unironically likes love Sosa
- still wears the gah damn Jesus steppers AND WEARS THEM TO FORMAL EVENTS
- unrelated but bro gives me African uncle vibes
- enjoys curry
- nvm bro the typa Nigga to say soda is spicy☠️
- wears wtv he wants yet dresses ppl up nicely
- lowkey a hood nigga

𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗙𝗨𝗬𝗨

- TikTok addict
- will run up to you NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE and will go "excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me, will you please, throw that ass in a circle for a birthday cake from Costco?" type shit
- twerks if promised something delectable (most times it's pussy)
- city girl at heart
- acts a gah damn fool for pussy, I'm talking moaning the entire time he's in it like "Oh my god Y/N! Ah fuck!~ mm oh shi~ you feel so good~ I'm gonna die~" like bro dk how to mf acttttt☠️
- says he's gonna be jayda wayda whenever he does anything
- loves you unconditionally and will real-life commit mass murder if you leave
- makes the bbl face 24-7

𝗜𝗭𝗔𝗡𝗔

- shows you off no matter what
- "My gf finer than yours" 24/7
- buys you gifts whenever he thinks of you
- heard you say you love men who play sports and deadass started playing baseball
- cooks dinner every night
- tsundere
- madly in love with you but will never ever say it
- wants to slut you out on the couch
- your fave judgmental aunt😍

𝗦𝗔𝗡𝗭𝗨

- does the oddest shit☠️ "bitch you jus mad my pwosay pops n yours doesn't" "yo WHO TF" "*random pose in the hallway*"
- catches roaches or spiders or literally anything that enters your home and tortures them
- loves having you sit on his lap/straddle him so he can grab your waist or ass and just stare at you
- weedhead but very lovable
- bought you a puppy bc he thought it was cute and that you'd love it
- once shot a man in the face for staring at you
- gave your womanhood a name☠️
- very sporadic
- either fucks your brain out or gives you the slow strokes, no in-between
- slow lowkey😭

𝗥𝗔𝗡
- makes out with you for no reason whenever he wants
- loves foreplay so mf much
- acts like a schoolgirl in love when he's with you
- does your hair for you, installed you a 360 lace front last week actually
- dyes his hair wtv color you have in your hair so you guys can match
- lets you paint his nails when you're feelin artistic
- very tall and lanky but strong so he pretty much tosses you around like you're 3 pounds
- went too hard one time and you had to go
To the doctor, ended up with no sex for a month and a prescription for pain medication
- would eat you if he could (cuteness aggression )
- literally collapses whenever uzi posts on Instagram
- never wore a condom a day in his life, you just always got the plan b
- virgin b4 he met u🤭
- jokes abt doing drugs