Across Dimensions-A Space Time Adventure (Chapa X Reader)

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I don't even know why I'm doing this, mostly just to make it longer while I set up the rest of the story.

Y/N: why isn't that statue smirking at me?

Chapa: It isn't smirking at anyone, you're all just imagining it.

Y/N: three of us saw it Chapa,how do you explain that?

Chapa: *points at Mika* paranoia,*points at Miles* sleep deprivation,*points at Bose* Delusional personality disorder.

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All inside Y/N's mind space with Kurama:

Chapa: Hey,since it can't rain in your subconscious, why's the floor always wet in here?

Bose: and why's the water always yellow?

Kurama: ....

Y/N: You really don't wanna know.

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Chapa: favorite horror movie?

Miles: It.

Bose: Saw.

Mika: Annabel.

Y/N: High School Musical. After watching it I spent my middle school years terrified that everyone would burst into song one day and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics.

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Bose: Dude, where's Chapa, Mika and Miles?

Y/N: Playing hide and seek.

Bose: where?

Y/N: I don't think you get how this game works buddy.

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Y/N: you guys really put everything aside and came all this way to come help me? How did you even get here so fast?

Chapa: several traffic violations

Mika: three counts of resisting arrest.

Miles: roughly fourteen cans of energy drinks.

Bose: also, that's not our car.

Y/N: *almost tearing up* I love you guys...

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Y/N: I think we need more help, I should probably call my friends.

Chapa: ... Your what?

Mika: is he saying "friends"?

Bose: I think he's being sarcastic.

Miles: no,no it's delirium. He's cracked from being awake all night. Hey,Y/N! Buddy! All your friends are in this room.

Y/N: I have other friends. You guys told me to make new friends,it was a task and i complete tasks.

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Y/N: Bye Chapa! Bye Mika! Bye Bose! Bye Miles! Bye Chapa!

Bose: you said Bye Chapa twice.

Y/N: I like Chapa.

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Y/N: Nothing in life is free.

Mika: love is free.

Chapa: knowledge is free.

Miles: adventure is free.

Bose: everything is free if you take it without paying.

Y/N:...and this is why you're my best friend.

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Y/N: I wanna wake up with Chapa every day for the rest of my life.

Mika: Chapa wakes up at 4:30am.

Y/N:...

Y/N: I wanna see her at some point everyday for the rest of my life.

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Y/N: I'm having a midlife crisis

Chapa: you're like 14.

Y/N: I could die at 24!!!

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Chapa: Hey,has anyone seen Y/N... He said he was going out to train and I haven't seen him all day.

Bose: I got this... MILES IS PROPOSING TO CHAPA!

Y/N: *Dropping from the ceiling with a fully charged lightning blade in his right hand* WHAT?!!

Bose: found him.

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Y/N: Chapa and I are having a baby.
Bose: That's gre-
Y/N, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

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Chapa: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Y/N's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get him out.

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Store Worker: Would a Mx. Y/N please come to the front desk?
Y/N, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: points to Chapa and Bose
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Chapa and Bose, simultaneously: We got lost!
Y/N: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

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Y/N: How's the sexiest person here~?
Chapa: I don't know, how are they~?
Y/N, flustered: I-
Bose, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!

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