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Feb 07 17:04pm ________________
xxx-xxx-xx-xx Good evening. I have reached out to you to discuss important details regarding the current issues you have reported to us.
You Uh, sorry, but what are you talking about? And who are are you?
xxx-xxx-xx-xx Who I am is of no importance. However, we should review the following complaint you have sent us to find out the best solution for your problem.
You I literally don't remember having reported anything, but alright man- So, what exactly did I tell you?
xxx-xxx-xx-xx You have told us that you've purchased one of our products and it doesn't seem to be working. May I know what exactly the issue is?
You Riiiiiight But first, what product was it?
xxx-xxx-xx-xx It was our vibrator. What is the issue here? Was it impossible to activate? Did the results not please you? Or is it something else you were not satisfied with?
You Excuse me, your WHAT NOW???? 😟😟 WHAT THE FUCK MAN DID YOU GET THE WRONG CUSTOMER NUMBER OR
xxx-xxx-xx-xx No, I am certain that this is the right one. Now would you please tell us your issue with our product? This is the first complaint we received about it and we'd like to improve our product.
You I- I am speechless Fr I did not order such thing Sir/Ma'am 😐
xxx-xxx-xx-xx But the order states that you did. On the 27th of January as it seems, with the note that you'd like to have it by the 14th of February. The exact time where you placed your order is at 23:28. You set it to ship to...
You OKAY STOP I REALLY DIDN'T DO THAT I DON'T PLAN ON FUCKING ON VALENTINES DAY WTF DID SOMEONE USE MY NUMBER FOR THAT OR WHAT 😭😭😭 I'm panicking help Ffs TEXT THE EMAIL THEY LEFT BEHIND BUT DON'T TEXT ME ABOUT IT I'M ACTUALLY GONNA CRY 😭😭
xxx-xxx-xx-xx Pffft. Okay, time's up. I'm really sorry for that. My friend dared me to message a random number so I just messaged my number neighbor.
You Oh. I figured, bc I deadass didn't report shit to anyone You were convincing though. Almost had me believe that I fr bought a fucking vibrator without knowing 😀🤌
xxx-xxx-xx-xx Only almost? I'm pretty sure you were panicking.
You No I wasn't wdym 😒 Also, WHY A VIBRATOR OF ALL THINGS YOU COULD'VE CHOSEN???? 😭😭
