Alex having John Mulaney energy

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Hunter:*wakes up in in the middle of the night*

Alex:*standing in the doorway* You ever seen a ghost?!
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Alex:*repeatedly explaining one part of a story* I was over on the bench

Alex: I was over on the bench

Alex: I was over on the bench.

Alex: I WAS OVER ON THE BENCH!
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*Him making something over than noodles*
Alex: I made a salad with Craisins :D
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Alex:*puts on a fake mustache* Hello I'm Oliver Zanetti, I'm your father.
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Alex:*telling another story* but sometimes he would be gay-
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Johanna:*sitting in the couch*

Alex:*accidentally coming off as aggressive* You ever been to the goddamn zoo!?
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Scarlet:*doing whatever it is that she does*

Alex:*from the other side of the house* I USED TO SMOKE CRACK

Could alternatively just be: Alex having ADHD and nobody knows how to deal.

Johanna and Scarlet belong to @/Queen_Waifu

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