Dream, negotiating with Wilbur: We have Techno. Give us ten thousand dollars and they will be returned to you unharmed
Techno: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I'm only worth ten thousand dollars?
Dream:
Techno: MAKE IT ONE MILLION–
Dream: TECHNO STOP
Ranboo: HELP! I TOLD TUBBO I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!
Tommy, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
Dream: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
Wilbur: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Techno: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Tommy: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Philza : I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF
Flight attendance: Please make sure all small things are safe
Wilbur and Techno: *looks at dream*
Dream:....you better not
Them: do you feel safe?
Dream: OKAY I GET IT IM SHORT
Dream: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Wilbur: The cow???
Dream: What?
Techno: Wilbur, W H Y?
Dream: While I'm gone, Sapnap, you're in charge.
Sapnap: Yes!!!
Dream, whispering: Gegore , you're secretly in charge.
Gegore : Obviously.
Bad, tending to Skeppy's wounds: How would you rate your pain?
Skeppy: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend
Tommy: Have you seen a person named 'Dream' around here?
Y/N: Ugh, yes. They made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.
Tubbo: It looks fine to me?
Y/N: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!
Tommy: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Dream: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Tommy: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING TUBBO WITH ME
Ranboo, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.
VOCÊ ESTÁ LENDO
Dream oneshots
FanficAs seen, this is an dream oneshot! 😍 I will explain the rules in the introduction, also, this will contain, angst, fluff, AU's and ships. Enjoy! 《Yall the 1st are bad oneshots- I advise reading from the last chapters, It is so so much better lmao...
