Chap 7. Down with the sickness

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You all surrounded raph while he was playing that one game. Where you dance idk.

[Name]:"GO RAPH! G-G-GO RAPHHH!"

Leo:"I don't think he's got this"

You glared.

[Name]:"he totally does."

Mikey:"Hey! Leave him alone."

Leo:"wha I'm just saying he doesn't have this."

Raph:"your just trying to get in my head."

Donnie:"oh my peaches and cream he just doubled."

[Name]:"HAHA HE'S GOT THIS-"

Raph:"RAG NOW!"

Mikey then wiped the sweat off of raphs face.

Mikey:"have I ever told you how big and beautiful you are?"

You smiled brightly.

Raph:"no but thank you."

Donnie:"uhhh he is about to set a new high score! I can't watch but I can't not watch"

[Name]:"You're going to eat your words that you- that you said earlier leo-"

Leo:"whatever, you know what they say about big time moments?" He crashes Donnie into the ground and takes his place.

Raph:"yes I do. They say that in big time moments leaders make-"

"RAUGHHHHH"

You all stopped and stared at your dad splinter.

"G A M E O V E R"

Splinter:"owww my brain."

"AAAH" "NO WHY" "*nervous coughing*"

Splinter then makes a almost big sneeze. Like "AUGHGUHGUGH-achoo"

Leo:"gosmtite" (idk how to spell it)

Mikey:"omegoshomegoshomgoshOMEGOSH. SPLINTERS A ZOMBIE."

Donnie:"Mikey zombies are interested in other people's brains"

[Name]:"that'd be kinda cool tho. Rat-dad-zombie"

Raph:"RAT FLU." He turned around aggressively. "This is not a drill! I repeat this is not a drill boys!"

Narrator:"DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS"

Hey dude that's my job.
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Splinter:"I feel terrible."

You all were surrounded around him.

Splinter:"do I look terrible? Be honest."

You all mentally cringed.

Raph:"you look great.. not horribly sick at all."

Cue curtain pull.

Raph:"he's terribly sick."

Donnie:"look a flu this intense is going to infect all areas of his brain. I'm talking the. full. Seven. Stages." His robot arm pops up and adds a finger to his hand so he can hold up 7 fingers.

Donnie:"before his body naturally heals itself"

Raph:"you guys know what the full seven stages mean..." You all got into sad positions. "ANOTHER CHANCE TO GET WHATEVER WE WANT!"

Everyone:"YEAHHH"

Mikey:"but poor dad he must feel terrible.. but luck us! He'll say yes to whatever we ask for!! WHAHOO!!"

Donnie:"but only if we make it all the way to the end of the flu. The elusive stage se-van(seven*) and we never get there!" He crossed his arms.

Raph:"this year's gonna be different! Nobody's gettin' bit. Nobody's gettin' infected."

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