After a cold beer, the four boys set out to watch some television.
"Oh, look! There's the Super Crazy Elf Super Late Super Show."
"Dear me! Those guys are completely crazy!"
On TV:
"Ladies and gentleman, it's the Super Crazy Elf Super Late Super Show!"
"Woooooooooooo!"
"Tonight, a special guest: Necromancer Panglotter!"
----- "Oh oh" said Kobold John.
----- "Not a nice guy" said Pixie Dwight.
"Professor Doctor Director Fellow Majesty Light Thunder Panglotter, did you drink enough tonight?"
"Ehm"
"AAAAAHHHHHHAHAHAHHH!!!!"
A herd of sheeps entered the study, followed by shepherd goblins. Chaos in the study. Everyone shouts. After a few minutes, calm returns.
"Thanks, Professor President Emperor. Do you have a book or an album to sell?"
"No"
"PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! CRASH!!!!"
Five black orcs with parrots on their shoulders smash the studio roof, dive onto the stage, and while continuing to make unseemly sounds smash the host elf's desk. After a few minutes, calm returns.
----- "Is it all acting?" asked Molno.
----- "Sort of."
"Sorry, Professor ..."
"YOU ARE ALL UNDER ARREST!"
Two cops with guns came in the studio.
"Ok, my turn." Panglotter said facing the camera.
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Kobold John & Pixie Dwight
FantasyKobold John and Pixie Dwight by Telemachus S. Physchlinson Humorous tales featuring two unlikely heroes. Daily life and great encounters with dragons, elves, wizards etc.
