Winifred Sanderson Preferences And Shit

Winifred Watches You Rehearse

A/N:

Winifred is a fan of Broadway in this. It's my ultimate headcanon since I believe she liked plays at one point in her life. I will include some of my Hocus Pocus ocs in this. Some are from my Winifred Sanderson fanfic.

You were at the biggest event hall Salem had with some of your friends. You guys wanted to perform a production of Six The Musical and your roles were already sorted out.

Kelly O'Connell was gonna play Catherine of Aragon.

Cassandra Jean Kane was gonna play Anne Boleyn.

Andrea Parks was gonna play Jane Seymour.

Hailey Lancaster was gonna play Anna of Cleves.

Grace Evans was gonna play Katherine Howard.

You were gonna play Catherine Parr.

Now that the cast was sorted, Kelly had to sing No Way for her rehearsals. She gave a signal for the background music to be played.

Kelly:

"🎶N-n-n-n-n-n-no way
There's no way
You must agree that, baby, in all the time I've been by your side
I've never lost control, no matter how many times I knew you lied
Have my golden rule
Gotta keep my cool, yeah, baby (you know she's gotta keep it cool)
And even though you've had your fun
Running around with some pretty young thing
And even though you've had one son
With someone who don't own a wedding ring
No matter what I heard, I didn't say a word
No, baby (you know she never said a word)
I've put up with your sh- like every single day (whoa, whoa)
But now it's time to shh, and listen when I say
You must think that I'm crazy
You wanna replace me, baby there's
N-n-n-n-n-n-no way
If you think for a moment
I'd grant you annulment, just hold up, there's
N-n-n-n-n-n-no way
No way
No way
There's n-n-n-n-n-n-no way
No way
No way
There's n-n-n-n-n-n-no way
There's no way
So you read a bible verse that I'm cursed
'Cause I was your brother's wife
You say it's a pity 'cause quoting Leviticus
"I'll end up kidiless all my life"
Well, daddy weren't you there, when I gave birth to Mary? (Oh, hi baby)
(Daughters are so easy to forget)
You're just so full of sh-, must think that I'm naive (whoa, whoa)
I won't back down won't shh, and no, I'll never leave
You must think that I'm crazy
You wanna replace me, baby, there's
N-n-n-n-n-n-no way
If you thought it'd be funny, to send me to a nunnery, honey, there's
No way
No way
No way
There's n-n-n-n-n-n-no way
No way
No way (no way)
There's n-n-n-n-n-n-no way
There's no way
Hey
Let's go
Here we go
You got me down on my knees
Please tell me what you think I've done wrong
Been humble, been loyal, I've tried to swallow my pride all along
If you can just explain a single thing
I've done to cause you pain, I'll go
No?
You've got nothing to say?
I'm not going away
There's no way
You must think that I'm crazy
You wanna replace me? Baby, there's
N-n-n-n-n-n-no way
You made me a wife, so I'll be queen 'til the end of my life
N-n-n-n-n-n-no way
No way (no way)
No way
N-n-n-nup-na-nup-na-nup-na
No way
No way
There's
N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-no way
There's no way🎶"