TOH Short Stories

Tweets (Toh)

This is just a filler chapter but i hope you enjoy

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Luz: Whats worse than heart break?

Hunter: Changing your answer on a test that was originally was correct
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Amity: Whats on your mind Luz?

Luz: I wonder if i've ever bought milk from the same cow twice?

Amity:???
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Amity: you dont have to be gay to appreciate another mans beauty

Gus: Nah, i want to kiss him

Amity: Oh
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Eda: its so nice to be wanted for once

Lilith: Edalyn! Your wanted for murder!

Raine: Darling dont listen to her your wanted for much more that that <3

Lilith: YEAH! DRUG DEALING!
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(season 1) Amity: Not going to lie, I've developed a sort of crush on Luz its like I dont want to date Luz but she's sooo beatiful and i love her personality

Willow: stage one, denial
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Luz: I'm not getting in anymore stupid agruments with Hunter

Hunter: Squirrels are a myth

Luz: HOW ARE SQUIRRELS A FUCKING MYTH!?
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Gus: *on the phone with Hunter* Turn around

Gus: No, The other way

Gus: Again, The other way

Gus: Okay One more time

Hunter: Oh Titan, where are you?!

Gus: *laughing to himself* me and Willow arent there yet, but the though of you aimlessly turning around in circles amuses me
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Hunter: I dont think we can manipulate, mansplain, or malewife our way out of this one Willow

Willow: *casting a spell* Alright, Manslaughter it is
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Camilia: I've done my best to rasie you!

Camilia: Have i been Perfect? No.

Camilia: Do i know anything about having six children? No!

Camilia: Should i have picked up a book on rasing six kids? PROBABLY!

Camilia: Where was i going with this? i had a point?

Luz:.......

Amity:.........

Hunter:.........

Gus:..............

Vee:...........

Willow:...........
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Hunter: *mindlessly flirting with willow*

Willow: *flirts back*

Hunter:....

Willow:.......

Hunter:........

Willow: You're not gonna say anything?

Hunter: *panicking* i dont know, I didnt think I'd get this far
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*Luz, Gus, and Willow run past Hunter screeming*

Hunter: Willow, why are you screeming?

Luz: wait, why are you asking Willow why she's screeming? when me and Gus are also here?

Hunter: Because Willow wouldnt scream unless it was an actual emergency, you two will scream any chance you get
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Luz: *opens a family sized bag of chips*

Hunter: can i have some?

Luz: the serving size is 4

Hunter: and?

Luz: All 4 Me
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Amity: if you die, i wont be at your funeral

Luz: why?

Amity: because, I'll be in jail for killing the person who killed you

Luz: but what if i killed myself

Amity:.....

Luz:.......

Amity: Luz, we talked about this
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Hunter: Amity do you have a pride flag on you?

Amity: Have you ever met a gay person?

*Later*

Hunter: do you have a pride flag on you?

Luz: Of course! I'm not an animal
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Luz: *on the phone with Willow* yeah, He's here, I'll go get hime

Luz; *hands the phone to Hunter* its your girlfriend

Hunter: She's not my Girlfriend!

Hunter: Hi baby!
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Hunter: *exstremelly sleep deprived and loopy* I like willow

Hunter: I Loveeee Willow!

Willow: *smiling*

Hunter: *whispering* Dont Tell Willow

Willow: *patting his head* I wont, i promise
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Amity: *eating a cinnamon roll*

Luz: *gasps* Cannibaism

Amity: *Blushing*
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Willow: Floor is Lava!

Luz: *helps Amity on to the conuter*

Matt: *pushes Gus off the couch*

Hunter: *narrating with Willow* as you can see there are two types of lovers
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Boscha: for the last time Willow i dont want to date you

Hunter: Can't relate

Willow:....

Boscha:......

Hunter: Did i say that out loud?
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Willow: *Kisses Hunter's cheek"

Hunter: what is this?

Willow: affection

Hunter: Ew

Hunter:....

Hunter: do it again
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Amity: *hands Luz soup*

*Half of Amity's brain* Its hot

*other Half of Amity's brain* Here's your soup

Amity: Careful, its Soup
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Luz: whats your type?

Willow: my boyfriend Hunter

Amity: whats your type?

Edric: Willow's Boyfriend
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Disney: I'm going to need you all to be straight with me...

Every Character in The Owl house:..............

Dana: Thats going to be extremely hard for everyone here, buddy
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Hope you enjoyed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

words: 703 11/18/2022