Kokushibo: *walks in carrying a bag full of chapstick* Why did you guys ask me to buy a whole bags worth of chopsticks in a variety of flavors?
Rui: Daki, Akaza and I are gonna have a chapstick eating contest.
Daki: Mhmm.
Enmu: I would join but I'm a pro, so therefore, I'm temporary banned
Kokushibo: I- oh absolutely not, I'm handing this to Gyutaro I cant trust any of you.
Gyutaro: *takes the bag* Alright.
Kokushibo: *leaves room*
Gyutaro: *takes out a bubblegum flavored chapstick, takes a huge bite out of it, and throws it at Akaza* You're next coward.
Akaza: You're on.
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Kaigaku: Here's the book you requested,
Kokushibo: Ah. Thank you, Kaigaku
*Kokushibo takes the book from Kaigaku as its handed to him. Though Kaigaku takes quick notice of Kokushibo's brightly colored glittery painted nails*
Kaigaku:
Kokushibo: Enmu painted them. He insisted I wear more bright colors now.
Kaigaku: I see...
Kokushibo: Also he might come after you next to paint your nails too. I advise you to run far away if you dislike glitter.
Kaigaku: Thank you for the warning
Douma: Hey you guys! Check out my awesome painted nails!
Kokushibo and Kaigaku: *looks at him, quickly noticing the similarity in style compared to Kokushibo's painted nails*
Kokushibo: Enmu's work, I take it?
Douma: Oh wow! How did you know?!
Kokushibo: *gazes at the massive use of glitter on Douma's painted nails*
Kokushibo: ...Lucky guess.
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Enmu: Monsieur—
Kaigaku: I don't speak baguette.
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Kokushibo: Demons these days are such wimps.
Enmu: It's not their fault that back in your day, you had to know how to defend yourself from dinosaurs.
Kokushibo: How old do you think I am!?
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Akaza: what's wrong with you man?
Enmu: rabies
Gyutaro: we got you vaccinated for that, try again
Akaza: wait what-
Rui: he bites, it was precautionary
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Enmu: hewwo, I will be youw suwgeon today! intewnal bweeding you say? let's make ouw fiwst wittle incision
Rui: dowcto, wewre loswing him!!
Enmu: quick! hand me the defibwiwatow!!
Kaigaku: Someone please turn off my life support
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Rui and Enmu's Life With the Upper Moons (but mostly Rui's)
FanfictionThis is an au where Rui and Enmu don't die and are taken by Muzan to live with the Upper Moons. Some of the chapters will be Rui writing down events in a journal while others won't. This isn't really a full-blown story and more of a series of onesho...
