Akaza: it's okay to murder people, but it's not ok to disrespect your wife btw
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Enmu: *eats 14 packs of Scooby-Doo fruit flavoured gummy snacks*
Enmu: I'm gonna solve so many mysteries
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Enmu: No cake in a “cake looks like an object” video is in fact cake. It is a pound of fondant wrapped around a miserable little piece of bread the consistency of florist’s foam. Beautiful art to be sure, but each is a lie wrapped in another lie, as edible as the object it appears.
Rui: So the cake is a-
Rui: The cake is a lie?!
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Daki: I don't wanna girlboss anymore, I just wanna girlrest
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Enmu: is that a WOOOOOLF in a ca- ey- aeyEAYE WHUWHERED YOU LEARN TO DRIVE
Random wolf: RRUOAOHAGHORHHRGRO
Enmu: WHAAET
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Rui: Oh no, Akaza! Why's your arm in a sling? Are you okay?
Akaza: No worries, just took my training a little too far is all–
Enmu: He threw his arm out playing Wii Bowling
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Daki: Gyutaro? Would you still love me if I was a worm?
Gyutaro: Of course. I would put you in a spacious terrarium with good soil and you'd be the most fabulous worm of them all
Daki, tearing up a bit: *sniff* thank you
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Daki: Why were you up yesterday until 3am?
Rui: How did you know I was up until 3am?
Gyutaro: We could hear you clapping to the Bluey intro every twenty-five minutes
Enmu: *gasps* Rui! You were Late-Night Bluey Binging without ME?! I thought we were friends, nay BrOtHeRs, yet you go and betray me just like that?!
Rui: No, Enmu, wait, I'm sor-
Enmu; Silence! I'm going to find my trains, NOBODY BOTHER ME PLEASE! *storms out of the room*
Daki: ...
Gyutaro: ....
Rui: ....
Daki: ....So...Rui, you wanna go watch the Addams Family with me and Gyutaro?
Rui: Which one?
Daki: 1991 movie
Rui: .....okay
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Enmu: [throwing Skittles at Daki, Akaza and Douma to catch] TASTE THE RAINBOW! Ingest the light!
Enmu: FEEL IT'S POWER. Absorb all the color! Devour the sun! [Hits Douma in face]
Douma: OW!
Enmu: EAT THE STARS. You are unstoppable! [throws Skittles into Daki's hair]
Daki: HEY WATCH THE HAIR-
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Rui and Enmu's Life With the Upper Moons (but mostly Rui's)
FanfictionThis is an au where Rui and Enmu don't die and are taken by Muzan to live with the Upper Moons. Some of the chapters will be Rui writing down events in a journal while others won't. This isn't really a full-blown story and more of a series of onesho...
