01 ; i am oddly horny

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h u a n g r e n j u n
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hyuck i am dead
srs rn
i will murder u

looking forwards to
having u choke me
in public xx

oh so you're an
exhibitionist now

if you want
remember i am a
gentleman
you will come first
babygirl

i'm not a girl

but you're babygirl
coded
the same way that
jaemin is to jeno
which honestly
i see it

well i'm not seeing
ur point here
you're quite annoying
hyuck
and insane
and horny

i will not deny any of
that
you still love me tho 🤩

the only people who
love you are your
parents
oh wait
just ur mom
(i'm calling you
fatherless)

justified
(you've met my dad
renjun he is alive
and present in my
life)

worst april fools ever
(okay but like you don't
mind calling yourself
fatherless so what makes
it different if it's me)

it wasn't that bad
plus with my absent
father that just gives me
an excuse to call you
daddy

OH NEVER AGAIN
i shudder whenever i
hear that word now
even from a child like
how have we
progressed as
a society for this to
be sexual
my kids r gonna have
to call me bro at this
point

and your boyfriend?

well
my theoretical boyfriend
would just call me by
name right

no i mean
in bed

omg you're as bad
as ten
um
i shouldn't disclose that
information to you
should i

you should
i have to prepare for
the future after all

very funny hyuck
i'm giggling so much
rn

notice how you used
giggling
signs of a bottom i'm
telling you

now why are we talking
about my sex life

no reason ig
you're fun to talk to rj

i know
who doesn't like me

the real question is who
does like you

what does that mean

i'll see you tomorrow

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