ACT THREE SCENE NINE - ELEVEN

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[Osose stopped halfway and began to cry, taking out some of her anger on the steering wheel.]

OSOSE:  Who does that bitch think she is, huh?! [She yelled in the car.]

Before she came into existence, I was there. I was always there. I was always fucking there.

[She chewed on her teeth to let out the fumes in her mind.]

OSOSE:  Oh! That bitch! I will teach her a lesson. She won’t know what hit her. Oh, yes. That bitch won’t know what hit her.

[She reassured herself and drove off to exert whatever revenge she had in store for Ebanehita]

ACT THREE SCENE TEN

[Along a quiet and lonely road, Plastic ran into HTF who blocked him in front while Plastic blocked him in front.]

PLASTIC:  [After retrieving his breath from running he spoke] Light Bulb, who use you? Fuel dey scarce and you dey take risks.  Who wan on gen for you take shine if electricity comot.

LIGHT BULB:  Plastic, melt! Plastic melt! This 5Millimetres na my own. I don achieve am. Na me alone enter the valley and shadow of death go collect this mantle. I dey possess my possession and lastly 20Millimetres dey ground for whoever go release legit information ontop that horror film. Anyhow you wan do am, I don set things in motion and velocity, that 20Millimetres na my green card out of this Babylon.

PLASTIC:  Tarh! Einstein don loose your screw driver. If you spit that nonsense again, I go give you direct current. [He brought out his gun and pointed it at him]

LIGHT BULB:  Shuo! Plastic you dey point me bamboo?! Plastic, me?

[Notice that Plastic moved closer bit by bit towards him while HTF stayed put.]

 

[Light Bulb mostly avoided HTF, giving him some of his attention]

PLASTIC:  Who give you passport when you take dey do like cultist?

LIGHT BULB:  [He faced HTF] Hospital too far! Shey you dey see this small Alli when we introduce into this ministry dey follow me quote scriptures? [He faced Plastic to make conclude his point] Na me Light Bulb you dey talk to so?

PLASTIC:  Tarh! Because lantern get packaging no mean say e shine pass candle light. Light Bulb, release that bag, Lala dey find you.

LIGHT BULB:  I be the only prodigal son when no dey return house. Tell Lala say Light no dey and music no go play for him church.

[Plastic hearing this let out a shot from his gun and it had no effect. Light Bulb was distracted and faced him.]

LIGHT BULB:  Plastic, that na low voltage, e no fit blow my bulb.

[Before he could bring out his gun, HTF was behind him and knocked him out.]

ACT THREE SCENE ELEVEN

[She analysed even further and started making relevant discoveries.]

OSOSE:  Reported missing on the 4th of May, 2022. Family members to release 20million naira reward for anyone who comes up with valuable information as to the whereabouts of Prof. Titus Idahosa. Mad o! When was this press released? [She used her eyes to locate  the publication date] Found it. Two weeks ago.

[She considered the reward and made a few clicks. On her screen was the “SEND” or “CANCEL” button well lined up and the mouse pointer moved between the send and the cancel button as she tried to really think about it despite the rage.]

OSOSE:  20million reward or the man who may never love me back and that sour bitch?!

[It was a difficult decision]

 

[Light Fades out with the clicking of her mouse]

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