Zodiac signs

The signs as college roommates

Aries: Constantly leaves the door unlocked by accident

Taurus: Cooks so everyone else doesn't just try to survive on Chinese takeout

Gemini: Complains about the apartment being messy but doesn't want to clean it themselves

Cancer: Is constantly threatening to move out

Leo: Keeps trying to insist on a "family" pet for the apartment

Virgo: Buys the groceries so everyone else doesn't starve

Libra: Ends up doing other people's laundry so that they don't wear the same outfit every day for a week

Scorpio: The only one that pays their portion of the rent on time

Sagittarius: Orders useless appliances from infomercials at 3 a.m.

Capricorn: Is constantly buying house plants without saying anything and placing them in inconvenient spaces

Aquarius: Cleans because nobody else is going to do it without being asked

Pisces: Settles arguments so they don't have to figure out how to get blood out of the carpet