Zodiac signs

What the signs do when soap gets in their eyes in the shower

Freaks the fuck out and the neighbors become concerned: Gemini, Aquarius

Is calm, and scrambling to get a towel as the burning lingers: Cancer, Virgo, Libra

Starts swearing out the soap: Scorpio, Aries, Capricorn

Already had an emergency towel at hand: Taurus, Leo

*cries*: Pisces

Is too boss for the soap: Sagittarius