Aries: Hey where did the knives go? I'm pretty sure they were all in the drawer when I last checked. *glares at Taurus*
Taurus: How am I supposed to know? I don't screw with your junk.
Gemini: Hehe... That's what she said.
Cancer: You think that's funny Gemini? Is it as funny as when you clogged the toilet? *continues to plunge toilet*
Leo: Hey uh, Cancer? The upstairs one is clogged too... I dunno why...
Virgo: Hey guys why isn't Netflix working? Is the wifi off? What's going on? *breathes heavily*
Libra: Lol do you think Virgo's going to realize we haven't paid the wifi bill?
Scorpio: Wait is there even a payment on wifi?
Sagittarius: Ugh you're both so stupid this is wHY WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS *smashes vase*
Capricorn: THAT WAS MY GOLDFISHES ASHES WHAT ARE YOU DOOOIIINNNGGG???!?!
Aquarius: *sweats* wait what are taxes are we supposed to do something with them *hyperventilates*
Pisces: *is already packing up to move*
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Zodiac signs
RandomZodiac stuff from internet but mostly tumblr though. I honestly have no idea why you clicked this but well thanks for clicking and enjoy!
