Zodiac signs

Signs without internet connection

Rolls around in a puddle of hatred and plans vengeance on whoever failed to provide them with internet:

Aries, Leo, Scorpio

Distracts themselves with anything:

Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn, Aquarius

Tells themselves to chill out and spend some time away from the internet for once but fails:

Gemini,Libra, Sagittarius

Accepts their fate and drowns in a pool of blood, sweat and tears:

Cancer, Pisces

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