Zodiac signs

The signs as kids on the playground at recess

Aries: upside down on the monkey bars to prove that they are the alpha

Taurus: telling all the other kids to try the onion grass

Gemini: running from two feuding groups of friends either as a peacemaker or making things worse

Cancer: will pout in a corner until you play house with them

Leo: eats a bug to impress the other kids

Virgo: building something elaborate in the sandbox

Libra: singing loudly

Scorpio: playing four square, wants to be in the fourth square a little more than they should

Sagittarius: somehow escaped the designated play area, probably got poison ivy

Capricorn: trying to get really good at the monkey bars

Aquarius: swearing really loudly because they can

Pisces: playing lava and taking it a little too seriously