Aries: "What the fuck did I tell you to do literally an hour ago? Why havent you done it?"
Taurus: "You're going to this family party whether you like it or not. And that's FINAL."
Gemini: "Did you just wink at that guy? Oh my God. GET IN THERE." (ten minutes later) "If I catch you making eyes at him again we're leaving."
Cancer: "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So in this case, I am life, I bought lemons today, go make me some lemonade."
Leo: "Stay the hell out of my closet." (The next day) "That shirt is so ugly, here borrow mine"
Virgo: "Did you do your homework? Good. I'll allow you to watch some TV today."
Libra: "Sweetheart, you're not gonna be a teenage disaster forever. Lets go shopping."
Scorpio: "Dump him. I don't like him"
Sagittarius: (has no idea how this parenting thing works so they wing everything and actually end up doing a good job)
Capricorn: "So... I got a call from school today. Wanna explain to me what happened?......... KIDDING"
Aquarius: "I don't care if you're getting good grades. I want you to stick it to the man"
Pisces: "Wanna go for a drive?"
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Zodiac signs
RandomZodiac stuff from internet but mostly tumblr though. I honestly have no idea why you clicked this but well thanks for clicking and enjoy!
