aries: fight me bitch
taurus: i'll never share my food with you again you're not a true friend
gemini: *acts like nothing's wrong* *creates a diabolical plan to embarrass you in front of your crush"
cancer: *cries* *stabs you with a knife* *cries while burying your dead body*(yep too)
leo: it's because i'm too good for you and you're jealous of me loser
virgo: did i do something to offend you?!?
libra: *believes you when you said you didn't*(yep)
scorpio: *fucks your boyfriend* *ruins your life*
sagittarius: oh well what can you do, you weren't important to me anyways
capricorn: *bitches about you* *spreads rumours* *doesn't talk to you for 432852094708 years*
aquarius: why would you do this to me i'm such a good friend?!?!
pisces *waterfalls pool out of their eyes* *invites you for cake the next day*
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Zodiac signs
RandomZodiac stuff from internet but mostly tumblr though. I honestly have no idea why you clicked this but well thanks for clicking and enjoy!
