Aries: "THIS CHILD IS DEMONIC!!!!!! GET! IT! OUT!"
Taurus: *glaring at nurse* fluff. my. fucking. pillows. please.
Gemini: "this is boooorrrinnnng when do i get to leave?"
Cancer: "I get a baby baby baby bABY BABY BAYBSBBYSBYB" *screams internally for 8 hours*
Leo: "Ok but does my hair look good tho????"
Virgo: "Aw oh my gosh just think of the family portraits.... I–I mean we are so cute..."
Libra: "So should we name the baby after me or???"
Scorpio: "DON'T LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sagittarius: "Turn UP!!!! This baby is coming out NOW bitches!"
Capricorn: *reading book about how to raise children properly*
Aquarius: "my baby is being named Amaranth, after the Microgreen."
Pisces: *sobs when they see baby* *hugs forever*
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Zodiac signs
RandomZodiac stuff from internet but mostly tumblr though. I honestly have no idea why you clicked this but well thanks for clicking and enjoy!
